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HazelBrown - April 20, 2015, 11:40 am
A beast. What should be done with him?

HONOR AND SERVICE - Obviously not a community agitator!



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JGalt - July 23, 2014, 6:39 am
great series- truth!


SYRIAN ACTIVISTS CALL FOR 'CHILDREN'S FRIDAY' - Erdogan: Turkey 'won't be silent' when Israel kills children, but it's ok for Syria to kill children?


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fauxnews - May 18, 2014, 5:55 pm
LOL...That made me smile. :-) That is a good one, mate. Well, back to my bike ride--just watering up, checking msgs. Have a wonderful day, bloke. Cheers.
EmmaRoydes - May 18, 2014, 5:36 pm
I read that somewhere and it kind a grew on me.
EmmaRoydes - May 18, 2014, 5:36 pm
One last thing before we move on: I'm not a smartass, I'm a skilled, trained professional in pointing out the obvious & I speak fluent sarcasm.
fauxnews - May 18, 2014, 4:33 pm
/correction... top = too (d*** smartphone spellchecker) :-p
fauxnews - May 18, 2014, 4:31 pm
And,yes,"moving" on is a good thing. So lets, buddy :-) My offer's still good. Ball is in your court now. Im just not interested in wasting anymore time on it.Let's make the most of the post-Vik era,have some fun.Life is top short for anything else.Cheers
fauxnews - May 18, 2014, 4:27 pm
My MAIN point is I stopped caring about that A LONG TIME AGO. For now on, if you want to bring up this nonsense then save yourself time and just refer to comments #66681,#66682,#66683,#66684,#66685,#66686,#66688,#66689 for my feelings on the matter.
fauxnews - May 18, 2014, 4:26 pm
But if you want to go to the 'school of keeping it real', then please step into my classroom...Leave the passive-aggressive nonsense at the door. I don't care if you are lying. The point is, I really don't care about this issue anymore...only you do.
fauxnews - May 18, 2014, 4:20 pm
Well, Balki Bartokomous, the correct phrase is..."panties in a bunch." ..lol..
EmmaRoydes - May 18, 2014, 4:16 pm
And moving on.
EmmaRoydes - May 18, 2014, 4:15 pm
I dont know why your panties are all bunched up. I merely asked you for a citation for a statement you made. I wasn't goading you into anything. And, just for the record, I'm not arnnatz nor am I stonetools. I agree with leaving the baggage behind
crankyhead - May 18, 2014, 3:36 pm
I dunno man... *HONK*
fauxnews - May 18, 2014, 3:06 pm
Have a great Sunday, man. Off to enjoy some sunshine, a nice bike ride. Peace. :-)
fauxnews - May 18, 2014, 3:02 pm
...yet, Cranky, I still hear a *HONK!* at the end of your comment..lol..How am I supposed to take you seriously? X-D
fauxnews - May 18, 2014, 2:59 pm
So, how about a fresh start? Let bygones be bygones. Friends? You actually made me laugh the other day. Let’s build on that. Or continue to make yourself, and this place, into a mockery. Cheers. :-)
fauxnews - May 18, 2014, 2:59 pm
And Im gonna leave it at that.If u want to say to this,”HA! SEE?YOU’RE BACKING DOWN!” then lie to yourself.You and I both know the truth,so game over.You’re not going to coerce ME into playing your game.Moving on,Arnold(not sure what 'natz’ ever meant)
fauxnews - May 18, 2014, 2:59 pm
….But I still have limits. I’m not going to enable your lie now just because you want to goad me into it doing that….if the mods want to ban me because you entrap me into calling you “Arnnatz, then like I said that’s on their conscience,not mine
fauxnews - May 18, 2014, 2:58 pm
….In fact, you are ‘now' THE PERFECT toy….and why would anyone want to break their favorite toy?
fauxnews - May 18, 2014, 2:58 pm
Like I said,I prefer you just the way you are this time around.It’s your perfect little cyberprison.You're punishing yourself better than anyone ever could with your embarrassing,humiliating farce and username.Why would I want you gone?lol No,stick around
fauxnews - May 18, 2014, 2:58 pm
….you act like it was MY fault or something…I don’t have that kind of power here…lol…yes, cranky and I might tease you a little about it…but you are begging us to do so, so that should make you happy, yes?
fauxnews - May 18, 2014, 2:57 pm
I’m not making an issue of it. You are. I don’t care who you really are anymore. Hence, why Im not accusing you of it now. 86ed twice was enough;lesson learned,I figure. But it was the mod’s call. So take it up with them if you’re mad...
fauxnews - May 18, 2014, 2:57 pm
….but remember, you entrapped me into saying that. I never entrapped you or goaded you into making false accusations about us or calling others here misongysts. Thats’s ALL you..lol
fauxnews - May 18, 2014, 2:57 pm
*yawn* Okay, since you are begging me now, I will give you want you want. “You’re Arnnatz.” There? I said it. My gift to you. :-) And if the mods want to ban me for giving you want you so desperately want, then that’s on their conscience, not mine….
crankyhead - May 18, 2014, 1:55 pm
Emma, so... do these posters exist yet... or do you still deny their existence?
EmmaRoydes - May 18, 2014, 1:16 pm
say, fauxnews, you never provided links to the comments/postings that Arnnatz or Stonetools made where he/she admitted that they were one and the same. Can you do that, please?
crankyhead - May 18, 2014, 1:05 pm
Except for the fact that JG taught me all I know about Saul Alinsky tactics.
foxrecon19d - May 16, 2014, 2:35 pm
HA! HA! HA! HA! Good ole' cranks... accusing someone of using Saul Alinsky tactics. Much like the Grand Dragon of the KKK accusing Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. of being racist. Devout liberals like cranks never change.
crankyhead - May 16, 2014, 12:21 am
Still rocking the ol' Saul Alinsky tactics hey JG? Good to see some things (you) never change. =)
JGalt - May 15, 2014, 11:58 pm
or something
JGalt - May 15, 2014, 11:56 pm
those of us who know cranks know that he puts words in your mouth for you. You say A, he says you say B, etc.
JGalt - May 15, 2014, 11:53 pm
and you guys picked up the torch to carry on in his tradition, I see.
foxrecon19d - May 15, 2014, 8:41 pm
Cranks... the fact that this particular poster was made specifically to intice you to do exactly what you did... yeah. Have a great night, cranks
crankyhead - May 15, 2014, 8:31 pm
Angry, LOL. You really don't know me at all do you fox?
foxrecon19d - May 15, 2014, 8:28 pm
Hey cranks! Emma! Don't log off angry tonight! Peace!
foxrecon19d - May 15, 2014, 8:23 pm
Five more months, bro. You only have to be an Obama sock puppet for five more months
crankyhead - May 15, 2014, 8:15 pm
*sigh* keep diggin fox, keep diggin.
foxrecon19d - May 15, 2014, 8:13 pm
Wait. That was mean, even for me, cranks. I am sorry and sincerely hope that you can find more meaningful employment than being a puppet for the Obama administration before 2016
foxrecon19d - May 15, 2014, 8:10 pm
Snicker... you sure are working hard for your money tonight, ain't you cranks? And you only have five more months until the mid-term elections before you can crawl back into mommys basement and wait until 2016
crankyhead - May 15, 2014, 8:09 pm
Don't like 18309? How about 12909.
crankyhead - May 15, 2014, 8:06 pm
OK how about 18309.
crankyhead - May 15, 2014, 8:06 pm
Defense for what? You're the one who needs a defensse, liar.
EmmaRoydes - May 15, 2014, 8:05 pm
sure cranky, *wink* *wink* - you can't find one, but they exist right next to the easter bunny and santa claus, right?
EmmaRoydes - May 15, 2014, 8:04 pm
Keep reaching crankyhead. I notice you still haven't come up with any defense yet. Maybe fauxnews can help you out. Oh, he already did. And you know what? His posting made me think about what he said. Your postings, on the other hand, reek of desperation
crankyhead - May 15, 2014, 8:01 pm
*sigh* It's obvious why you won't go looking for one yourself. You already know there are several of them there.
crankyhead - May 15, 2014, 7:59 pm
Complimenting her efforts is just like when they give a trophy to EVERY kid in grade three. You're only doing it to make the dumb kids feel better. =)
foxrecon19d - May 15, 2014, 7:59 pm
See what I mean, Emma? Just keep them talking...
EmmaRoydes - May 15, 2014, 7:58 pm
translation (crankyhead): I can't find one, because none exist, but maybe, just maybe, I can bull**** my way thru this. [by the way, I saw fauxnews use this effectively, so I thought I would use it. Not copyrighted is it, fauxnews?]
crankyhead - May 15, 2014, 7:58 pm
Emma couldn't beat the starch out of cheap shirt and we all know it. That you're complimenting her lame attempts only highlights this reality.
foxrecon19d - May 15, 2014, 7:57 pm
Bottom line. This poster was made for Obama worshipping sychophants to waste their time on. That person has been identified.
EmmaRoydes - May 15, 2014, 7:56 pm
why, you do such a good job of making liberalism look bad, it's almost like you are paid by conservatives to do it. Is that the case?
crankyhead - May 15, 2014, 7:56 pm
Just because I can't be bothered to go look for one, doesn't mean one doesn't exist. You're the one who's interested in looking for one, you go look for one. Pretty simple Emma. Or maybe you can get your 'FRIEND' to go look for you. =)
EmmaRoydes - May 15, 2014, 7:56 pm
when it comes to comparison between you and me, yes, I have a superiority advantage. It's not a complex, it's just a fact which you prove over and over again. And I thank you for that, your postings make liberals look really, really, really, bad
EmmaRoydes - May 15, 2014, 7:53 pm
can't find one, though can you?
foxrecon19d - May 15, 2014, 7:51 pm
Hey Emma. You beat the starch out of cranks. You made him cry about " comments he made years ago". Now you got him scrambling to find things from years ago to defend himself.
crankyhead - May 15, 2014, 7:51 pm
No, you called her a bozo. By your logic, because you made fun of her, that means you hate all women. Or perhaps what you're trying to tell us is that somehow, you're above the 'logic' you apply to others? Got a wee bit of a superiority complex Emma?
crankyhead - May 15, 2014, 7:50 pm
I've got a few hundred posters Emma, I imagine there's easily a few dozen 'pro-women' posters in there.
EmmaRoydes - May 15, 2014, 7:48 pm
had the opportunity to skip past my explanation when fauxnews called me out on it.
EmmaRoydes - May 15, 2014, 7:48 pm
??? what does that have to do with anything? It's obvious to anyone but a fool that it was meant to show disdain for people who claim "you post like ______, therefore you are that person" accusations. If you were not too tired to read beyond that, you
EmmaRoydes - May 15, 2014, 7:45 pm
Crankyhead modus operandi: Look, a squirrel!
EmmaRoydes - May 15, 2014, 7:44 pm
*poster that he made*
EmmaRoydes - May 15, 2014, 7:43 pm
and when I ask cranky to show me a poster which is pro any woman, what does he do? He says "oh, you quoted a liberal woman, that makes you a hater"
EmmaRoydes - May 15, 2014, 7:42 pm
or "you wouldn't feel that way if he wasn't black"
EmmaRoydes - May 15, 2014, 7:42 pm
and yet, anyone who disagrees with obama is pegged as a racist by the liberals. You can see it here on this site and, basically, all over the internet. I dislike something that obama did or said. Response: You only feel that way because you are a racist
crankyhead - May 15, 2014, 7:34 pm
Fine then, only because you asked for it so nicely, here it is: viewtopic.php?f=30&t=9728&p=138509#p138509
foxrecon19d - May 15, 2014, 7:30 pm
Good job, Emma... forced cranks to illustrate the definition of "tuck tail and run." Good times forcing admitted liberals to try to stand for something that is not a talking point
crankyhead - May 15, 2014, 7:02 pm
Did your 'FRIEND' tell you to say that Emma?
EmmaRoydes - May 15, 2014, 6:59 pm
I find it rather odd, but typical of liberal children, that you ask for citations when someone posts something, then when you are asked to so, you tuck tail and run.
crankyhead - May 15, 2014, 6:37 pm
Take it up with your 'FRIEND'. Maybe if you ask nicely enough, the two of you can have a 'SLEEP-OVER'. =)
EmmaRoydes - May 15, 2014, 6:33 pm
or you can be the weak simpleton and just spout crap without anything to back it up. I know people like you, they like their prison uniforms.
crankyhead - May 15, 2014, 6:32 pm
YAWN..... It was before that Emma. But frankly, I just don't care. You put on a pot of coffee for your 'FRIEND', and take it up with him/her.
EmmaRoydes - May 15, 2014, 6:32 pm
the other two being fauxnews and rebeccacaolson
crankyhead - May 15, 2014, 6:32 pm
It was before that Emma. But frankly, I just don't care. You put on a pot of coffee for your 'FRIEND', and take it up with him/her.
EmmaRoydes - May 15, 2014, 6:31 pm
I have and the truth is that they are not the same user.If you can prove otherwise, please do and I will eat crow. But we both (actually all 4 of us) know that you can't prove anything because it's all bull****.
EmmaRoydes - May 15, 2014, 6:29 pm
If you were smart enough to see how you were easily manipulated, I didn't accuse you, you accused yourself.
crankyhead - May 15, 2014, 6:29 pm
Het Emma, if you happen to 'KNOW' one of them, why don't you just ask them to tell you the truth? I mean, why bother strangers online with this stuff, when you and your 'FRIEND' can discuss it over coffee in your kitchen?
EmmaRoydes - May 15, 2014, 6:28 pm
lmao, where did I do that?
crankyhead - May 15, 2014, 6:27 pm
'never' ROFL You did it earlier today, Emma.
EmmaRoydes - May 15, 2014, 6:26 pm
EmmaRoydes - May 15, 2014, 6:26 pm
In the short time that I've been on this site, I've never accused anyone of sock puppeting, but have been accused of it. It's lame and childish unless you take action along with the accusations, but then, a cowardly little b**** wouldn't do that, now
crankyhead - May 15, 2014, 6:26 pm
Emma, is it your belief that this poster makes foxrecon a misogynist, or what?
EmmaRoydes - May 15, 2014, 6:24 pm
If you have an accusation, I'm sure mooooo would be more than happy to entertain it (and entertain is the operative word here)
crankyhead - May 15, 2014, 6:22 pm
Oh.... now it makes sense... she KNOWS one of them... *wink wink*
EmmaRoydes - May 15, 2014, 6:21 pm
wow, the split of the postings is confusing. Read them in this order 66330, 66332,66333 and they will make more sense
EmmaRoydes - May 15, 2014, 6:19 pm
person and confront them
EmmaRoydes - May 15, 2014, 6:19 pm
and arnnatz admitted they were the same person. See, I know one of them and I know that the accounts don't both belong to that user. So, I'm asking you to prove what you and rebecca are saying. No big deal, just curious. Then I can go back to that
EmmaRoydes - May 15, 2014, 6:17 pm
Oh, get over yourself. I saw a posting from rebeccacaolson stating that stonetools admitted he was arnnatz, so I searched the forums and couldn't find that any place. Now you say the same thing, so I'm just asking to see the link where stonetools and
foxrecon19d - May 15, 2014, 4:50 pm
Well, there you go! Crank's mom no longer has to wonder where her size 65 Victoria's Secret hip hugger specials disappeared to...:)
fauxnews - May 15, 2014, 4:04 pm
@Emma, said..."The whole who's who is fascinating." lololololol... I doubt that. Okay, what you are really up to? Are you asking "Cranky" to prove he's not astroturfing??? Just ask a MOD. But I can promise you he's not....lol
crankyhead - May 15, 2014, 4:04 pm
Yes... who's who.... fascinating... *rolls eyes*
EmmaRoydes - May 15, 2014, 4:03 pm
but my lunch is over and I have to get back to the salt mines.
crankyhead - May 15, 2014, 4:02 pm
No, Emma, I answered the second question, and ignored the first.
EmmaRoydes - May 15, 2014, 4:02 pm
but, if it's not too much trouble, I would like to see the links where they admitted to a duplicate account. This whole who's who is fascinating.
crankyhead - May 15, 2014, 4:01 pm
I was answering the second question, and ignoring the first, Emma.
EmmaRoydes - May 15, 2014, 4:01 pm
Oh, I'm not accusing him. He just screwed up and admitted it was him and that took me by surprise. I haven't been on here long enough to know who, if anyone, owns more than one account.
crankyhead - May 15, 2014, 4:00 pm
Weren't you accusing me earlier of failing reading class?
fauxnews - May 15, 2014, 3:59 pm
No....according to another user named "Arnnatz" it was one of his/her accounts. He confessed to it twice on the commentboards here. I have the link(s) somewhere if you'd like it. And I can a**ure you that "Arnnatz/STools" is NOT "Crankyhead"..lololol..
EmmaRoydes - May 15, 2014, 3:59 pm
I asked so it was one of your accounts then? your response "Yep, apparently ..." Now you say it's a false accusation? Can you please just state a position and stick with it? You are all over the place on this one.
crankyhead - May 15, 2014, 3:58 pm
That's not what I said Emma, and you know it.
fauxnews - May 15, 2014, 3:57 pm
P.S. Hating on Ann Coulter isn't misogyny anymore than hating on Obama would make someone a racist. No one is attacking Coulter's gender. As a man I wouldn't stand for it if someone attack Coulter just because he has a d'ong like the rest of us guys...
EmmaRoydes - May 15, 2014, 3:57 pm
ok, so you and stonetools are one and the same? And you admit it knowing that you could possibly lose your account for admitting it?
crankyhead - May 15, 2014, 3:56 pm
Your false accusations will get you nowhere Emma.

GUNS AND PORN - Whatever you want, baby, I got the hookup.


MEN BE AT YOUR BEST - It is Obama time

THE FUTURE - You see that twinkle in his eye? And that little smile on her face? That's your future president!

POINT, COUNTERPOINT - This is one of the better tactics Liberals use, (other than lying or misquoting)... when they lose on principle, they resort to namecalling and red herrings

WE GIVE UP - Go buy a gun and protect yourself.

HISTORICAL REVISIONISTS - Abe supported the Constitution like Tea Party members do. How soon before the liberals start calling Abe a racist too?

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Rudedog - May 5, 2013, 12:48 am
And if your using the argument of politicians being bought you may want to start at the top.
Rudedog - May 5, 2013, 12:46 am
In Texas, where he was elected, he faithfully represented his constituency. That's what Senators do.


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0TC - November 26, 2017, 12:19 pm
Either way, welcome to Politifake :) Enjoy your stay.
0TC - November 26, 2017, 12:17 pm
I took this to be sarcastic IMAO. Either way, nice meme. By the lack of an avatar, hard to tell if you are a drive-by or plan to be a regular. Safe to a**ume by your name you are liberal? We could use fresh lib blood around here. Clarify if I'm wrong..
BarackObama - November 26, 2017, 11:48 am
IMHO, Trump shall never be a great president unless he endeavours to lie with the same eloquence and statesmanship as his predecessor, and his lies are spread and multiplied by an enthralled and willing propaganda media.

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